Cute Flash animation of Gloria Gaynor as a disco turkey.

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All the old posts and 95% of the comments from the Blogger-powered site have been transferred over here. This site has a much more powerful search engine. And it’s blue. With a cheesy masthead photo.

Yuhokay, so I’m not a web designer and it’s dressed funny. I’ll make a better looking template as I graduate from the Garanimals stage of web design. In the meantime, I’m gonna get back to writing and stop futzing with the software.

For those of you wondering, a letter and photos of the mystery chunk have been sent to the Campbell Soup Company. I’m waiting to hear their response, half expecting a standard form letter, half expecting a call from their attorneys. We’ll see what happens.

What

the hell

is…

THIS?

It’s:

• Hard and bonelike
• Doesn’t dissolve or soften in water
• Has several spiky looking points

I’ll tell you what it’s not. It’s not supposed to be in a can of chicken noodle soup. Yes, I’m going to call the Campbell Soup Company. Before I contact them, I figured we’d have a little fun with it here first.

Dear Campbell Soup Co:

I recently found something chunky that shouldn’t belong in your Chunky soup. I took a poll on my website, and now think this nubbin is …. We’d like to hear your response.”

I’m leaving comments wide open for a few days at the risk of letting in the comment spammer scumbags. Any comments with a URL will be deleted as usual, unless it has something to do with this mystery.

Take a stab. What the hell?