September 22, 2008

Salt Lake City, where good and evil fit hand in glove

Filed under: Elsewhere in America, Etcetera, Your goods are odd — Professor Salt @ 2:47 pm

Just got back from Salt Lake City, where one of my college roomates married his honey. Congratulations to Matt and Julia. Being a food blogger and not a people blogger, I’m only posting food photos from the wedding.


Matt was a bread baker at Deer Valley Resort. His pastry chef made their cake.

The cake has beer in it. Can you see it?

Four layer carrot cake with sour cream frosting

Beer. Plenty of beer.

Matt’s dad Richard is a beekeeper. A battalion of bears awaited the wedding guests. To order your wedding favors, contact:

Catskill Mountain Beekeepers Club
Richard Ronconi
484 Ravine Road
Berne, NY 12023
Phone: 518-797-3922

On the way home, I noticed this vending machine that Satan installed near the ticket counter at the Salt Lake airport. The Dark Lord taketh your money and the TSA taketh your food. You can not has cheezburger past security.

French fries, pizza, fried chicken, and cheeseburgers all dispensed from the same machine. Where’s the milk shake? I want my milkshake, dammit.

Tombstone pizza out of a machine must be good. It’s sold out. Gotta be good, right?

July 4, 2008

Cheese Racing

Filed under: Your goods are odd — Professor Salt @ 12:00 am

Bored on the Fourth? Got the Weber grill going and just waiting for nightfall and fireworks to begin?

Try cheese racing.

You’ll need:

  • One charcoal grill, not too hot
  • Individually wrapped cheez food slices
  • Some alcohol lubricated friends
  • More alcohol lubricant

Each player casts a slice of cheese on grill.
The player whose cheese fully inflates first wins!
If you’re a rules and stats type, reference the full official CRASS (Cheese Racing Association) rules.

July 24, 2007

How I know my BBQ from a hole in the ground

Filed under: BBQ, Los Angeles, Your goods are odd — Professor Salt @ 2:30 pm

19th century California cattle ranchers threw massive beef barbecue parties that lasted for days and fed hundreds of thousands of guests. At a time before refrigeration allowed for distant shipments of fresh meat, California ranchers raised cattle primarily for their hides and tallow. The meat was a byproduct, and these parties were a way to get rid of all of it in one big, beef blowout.

The Culinary Historians of Southern California recently threw a picnic for their members at the Palomares Adobe in Pomona that recreated the mostly lost art of earth pit cooking. Californios brought this technique from northern Mexico, where it is still practiced today, but in America, it’s a rarity to see people cooking this way. Charles Perry, the Historians’ President and an LA Times food writer, invited me to help tend the fire the night before the picnic.

John Rabe of KPCC covered the event for his weekend radio show, Offramp. Listen to his podcast (RealPlayer format), or my audio file of Charles Perry describing the pit and the cooking process (wav format).

Making kindling

The Palomares Adobe, a historic preservation of a prominent 19th century cattle rancher’s home, built an area for the specific purpose of cooking earth pit barbecue. It’s on the left of this photo. Here, culinary historian Richard Foss makes kindling.

Fire start

The pit is five feet deep, and lined with steel. We’d eventually fill this hole almost all the way with burning logs.

Fire

Over the course of the night, we burned down most of the oak logs in the background.

After five hours, the pit is mostly full of flaming logs, and the red hot steel indicates a temperature near 1100 degrees F.

Prepped meat

Meanwhile, the oregano and garlic seasoned beef roasts (top round and shoulder clod) have been double wrapped in cotton sack cloth and burlap, and marinate in vinegar.

Start cooking

We laid down a steel grate on top of the burning logs, and added the meat to the pit. The steel plate, at left, covers the pit and smothers the flames. A layer of earth is placed on top to seal out most of the air. Managing fire temperatures in a hole in the ground is a whole different game than using modern barbecue equipment!

Ready

After ten hours of slow cooking over a smoldering bed of oak coals, the beef is ready to serve.

The meat is unswaddled…

Tender

… and has cooked so tender that it falls apart with a nudge. There is no smoke ring, but it’s absorbed an almost tannic, oaky, smoke flavor different from any Southern barbecue I’ve eaten.

Slow cooked barbecue isn’t just about the food that ends up on the plate, but all the things that happen when people slow down, tend a fire together, and cook for hours on end. Before webcams and YouTube, strangers sat around fires and entertained each other with great conversation, and I enjoyed this other lost art with the Culinary Historians. Sitting next to an unlikely campfire set a few hundred feet from Pomona’s busy Arrow Highway, we travelled back in time to glimpse how Californians from another era might have socialized and feasted.

See the rest of my Flickr photo set here.

April 30, 2006

Beer spa

Filed under: Etcetera, Your goods are odd — Professor Salt @ 12:00 am

“Bathed in beer” ordinarily describes a way to cook bratwurst. According to today’s NY Times travel section story (free registration required), several breweries in Austria, Germany, and the Czech Republic offer spa treatments where one soaks in beer baths for healthier skin. Presumably, dilated blood vessels and an elevated pulse spur a wicked beer buzz.

I especially like the beer taps installed tubside. Suddenly, the idea seems less white trashy (well, except for guys who take their toddlers drinking) but sensible, desirable, and obvious in a why-didn’t-I-think-of-that way. But the taps also indicate what’s wrong with America these days. While Austrian engineers were quietly solving the thermodynamic contradiction of chilled beer served from hot tubs, the marketing geniuses at Anheuser-Busch spent millions developing a caffeine, guarana, and ginseng infused beer that nobody asked for. Misguided “innovation,” if you ask me, and another example of European brewers kicking our asses.
Beer bath

Roland Schlager for The New York Times

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